This week.

This week has been so good so far. Who knew life could be this good without chemical substances?

I've been hiking in Topanga, seen Rattle snakes(cool fucking animal), I've been in Camarillo doing nothing, and I made my first visit at Universal Studios Hollywood. Universal Studios was pretty awesome, felt like a lil kid again.

Summary: Life is good. Really good.

Thoughts about turtles and tables.

Some turtles are really fucking evil. They want to take over the world and keep all the water to themselves. I recently saw this documentary called Rango, with some nigga named Johnny Depp narrating it, explaining how corrupt land turtles are. Sea turtles are usually cool (example: Finding Nemo), but those land muthafuckas are shit. Look at Super Mario—they tried to kill the princess! And Bowser is a big-ass stank nigga. So, no, overall turtles don’t make good pets. They will try to kill you in your sleep and doo-doo in your sneakers.

Tables are really nice. They listen to your worries, hold things for you, and you can boo-boo on them and they will not complain. The first table I had was named Hemphrey. He couldn’t speak English too well, but Hemphrey was the nicest table I’d ever met. He died from a heroin overdose. So, yes, tables make great pets, just keep cool shit like heroin away from them.